I run the 'Goblins of Discord' Enneagram content machine. It's evolved, gone through many iterations, desecrations and rebirths.
I use the Enneagram to help you unleash the parts of you that you’ve stuffed into the dungeon — the too-muchness, the cringe, the brilliance, the bite. To provoke your genius and challenge you to keep clawing your way out of the comfort zone until it’s so far behind you, you could never go back.
You already know the answers. I just help you rip the duct tape off your intuition’s mouth.
how I do
🧠 Master Certified Mindset Coach.
🌬️ Master Hypnosis + Neural Encoding Practitioner.
🕯️ Somatic Transformation Practitioner.
🌀 Self-Taught (aka not "certified" in any of the old guard's misinfo mines) Enneagram Obsessive (and behavioral pattern bloodhound). I've been professionally typing since 2022.
If you’re looking for a rote playbook, posi-core affirmations, endless drip of security via DM’s, or a self-love circle with matching mugs and uggs, I’m not for you. If you’re ready to get messy, magnetic, and molten with your potential? I’ll meet you at the mouth of the cave.
My approach blends depth coaching, the Enneagram, shadow work, somatics, and nervous system alchemy. I am certified in things, but mostly I’m just violently intuitive and very good at catching your BS patterns mid-sentence.